peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
- Push off a cliff
- Frick frack
- Set on fire
- Wrap a blanket around
- Be roommates with
And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr
Someone do this
[AGGRESSIVELY REBLOGS 1286523087 PICTURES OF SEBASTIAN STAN]
Marvel Cinematic Universe 2014-2018:
Guardians of the Galaxy
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Thor III: Ragnarok
Captain America III: Reborn
The Invincible Iron Man (Iron Man IV)
Freedom is life’s great lie. Once you accept that, in your heart, you will know peace.
S.H.I.E.L.D.’s public relations department decides to take nice photos of the Avengers so that they can send them to the media whenever the team goes public. They somehow manage to convince Thor to put on normal clothes and get through the photoshoots pretty quickly.
Except Tony wouldn’t stop preening and duck facing. They eventually gave up and used the “best” one. To this day, Tony still gets the stink eye from the head of PR.
I also accept this headcanon